It's Me, I'm the problem it's me.

 No not T- Swift, It's Me Mediocre Housewife.

In the tapestry of life, I navigate multiple roles, As a wife, as a mother, In the realm of retail, I diligently restock shelves, ensuring the smooth functioning of a busy office supply store. And with a touch of artistic flair, I transform myself into a glitter tattoo applicator, bringing smiles to the faces of countless children. Amidst these diverse responsibilities, I maintain a strong network of friendships, offering a listening ear and a helping hand.

The term 'housewife' often conjures up images of pearls, perfectly ironed linens, and perpetually smiling women baking apple pies. This idealized vision, however, is far from my reality.

There is one area where I fall decidedly short: cleaning. The very thought of tackling the mundane tasks of washing, dusting, and vacuuming fills me with an inexplicable dread. Despite my best intentions, my walls remain unkempt, and the vacuum cleaner only sees the light of day when absolutely necessary. The weight of these neglected chores becomes overwhelming, leading to a vicious cycle where I simply cannot bring myself to address them. It is a battle I fight against myself, a constant reminder of my inadequacy in this particular domestic arena. An Arena I have no desire to conquer, My husband however wishes he'd married Martha Stewart, or shorter and distinctively Mediterranean looking version.

I have more important things to do, like taking time for myself, while everyone is a work and school before I have to go to work myself. Don't misunderstand, I'll load the dishwasher, i'll do washing, I don't just sit on my big ass and do nothing but I won't clean something that will be messed up in 3 hours when all three kids are home. NOPE House is a show piece once a week. Shame you missed it.